bosan larh ada selulit ne.



aq rase semua antara kyte ada masalah selulit ne kann.. paling tidak mesti ada sikit... aq mls larh nk terangkan apa maksud selulit uh. cari sendiri keyh.. aq nk tye ape yang paling berkesan untuk hilangkan selulit. aq punye selulit ne byk kat kawasan peha aq yang gebu dan gojez ne.. nk pakai short pants pon malu taw.. walupon aq konfident jer pakai. nyahahha, tp aq ttp nk ilangkan selulit uh gak... so kournk tolong g taw aq...

kedai gunting rambut mamak!

SALAM uols hamba2 Allah sekalian.. da sembayang ker? acehhhhh... btw i nk share one story with yu guys.. hari uh i went to one of the kedai gunting rambut (mamak jer uolzz, i tak mampoo nk g saloon2 exclusive mcm uolz yang kadar untung gunting rmbut ley beli handbag LV Fake khennnn).. tak mamppoo jah.. so i pon g larh.. mamak uh ofcoz tak memenuhi cita rase caucasian i ne. sbb entah2 ape2 jer dowg uh. yang paling i tak suke.. time dye gunting rambut i yang lembut dan sihat nie, dye sebok bergaysip gosip jah.. very the hanjenk eak mamaks uh. i really perplex dgn dowg taw. dowg kan keje dari pagi same2 but dowg blh berbuaal dgn rancak nyer mcm baru jumpe 10 minit lepas. ayooo.. byk kw pye cete eak.. law aq da tepu da. law aq cete2 sepuluh tahun lepas pon aq bangkit sbb da lame berbual.... tp the services at kedai gunting rambut mamak lagi ok kowt. siap urot2 membetulkan urat lagi.. slmt tak der urot batin.. acehhh.. chooiii ajer khannn... btw buubye gayches,bitches and boyches..

love...

zharif zest

p/s: i keliru dan konpuse mamak ke bangla?

cermin diri sendiri biatch!!

occey uolzz.. i'm practical student at one of government company which is located at johor. please larh. i dont need to mention it.. nyahahha.. btw aq rase sgt marah,geram,sedih dan berbagai2 perasann yang ada kat dlm atie, jantung dan organ2 lain dlm badan aku ne... uolz want to know why? ok my practical partner ckp "zharif if you want to online, please cover, because ada bbrapa org bitches kat opis cakap u and me kerja asyik online not buat kerja opis" WTF, and MOTHAFUCKER for em' who talk shit toward us(practical students who help all of u) kalau tk der kytorg yang bazaar and vogue ne krng da terkangan da taw. NAK CUCI NONOK LEPAS KENCING PON TAK SEMPAT.. pas uh ada atie nk kutok ktyrg..  aq admit yg aq mmg online tp bila suruh wat keje aq wat keje, same goes to the other practical student yang imform kat i uh... ktorg mmg akan utamakan keje. online bile kje tak der jer. and nk relax2 jap. so hormat larh sikit keyh.. dengan bayaran rm15 sehari kw nk suruh ktorg keje mcm mesin? hanjenk larh sgt perangai uhhhhhh... yang aku marah uh dowg pon same gak.. dok online gak.. pas uh ada atie nk kutok2 ktrg. mmg mcm cibai! hadap larh kw...

yes I'm Fake

yes life is full of fake people, i admit that i'm one of em', so what? but ofcoz i'm fake bcoz of wont to hurt others, bcoz some of the people in this world we need to deal with fake and plastic attitude and face to not hurt em'.. if we be so sincere can they accept em' some people yes but no some of em.. so be plastic and fake bitches, gayches, boyches and lesbianches. nyahahhaha... so talking about my fake attitude.. yes i admit that i'm fake for not hurting others feeling or somthing else.. so isn't it good for he or she.. i try to be sincere bout some of my friends can't take, then sentap bagai.. law sekejap ok, but??? here is my qoutes.. sorry im not copy the qoutes.. it came from my clever brain. nyahhahah.. aq mmg pandai. cme mls jer. haha

"I'M FAKE BECAUSE I WON'T HURT OTHERS, BUT WHEN MY FAKE PLASTIC GETS BURN BY MY ANGER, I'M NOT THE FAKE PERSON ANYMORE"

DIY design for my birkinstock sandals... (the fake one) lols

                                                                 

this is my new sandals, i just managed to buy the fake one bitch, i can't afford to buy the original one, and like i care about the originality. nyahhahah.... so i think my sandals was so bored. with white colour. i just feel want to throw em at the dustbin.. (tak menarik) but i but em because of the cheape price. nyahhaha... so i decided to make DIY design.. i try something simple.. which is "POLKA DOK"

so the first thing i buy was six sharpies pen, i bougth at city square jb.. i think the pen a bit cheap.. nyahahh. just RM12 for six? don't u think they are cheaP?..

nice rite?

nanti aku post law design nye  da siap keyh....

                      

ALMOST DONE!

practical time bitch!!

aq da start practical at one of the government sector... on 21 november 2011. i will end the practical on 2 march 2010. hopefully i can finish the practical and get the great result as i wish i will get four flat. ahhhahah. btw at the first time i came to office i was so nervous and don't get me wrong yeah bitch im not scared at all. i'm freaking confident person who don't cares what people whom i not know think about me.. den i asked the reciptionist i want to report duty. she said go to lever 12 den i go yer and i was shocked coz i saw there are six others students who practical at the same place with me. i dont really know them.. btw the main point i came here is to gain my knowledge and this is one step to entre the real world which is is knock the door of the real world.. ok bitch gtg.. bye.


love zharif zest

sihir dan perempuan

 

ok manusia... haha.. i nak bercerita pasal wanita. acehhhh... i nk cerita pasal pasal orang yang suka merampas laki orang lain dengan sihir dan sewaktu dengan nya.. very the syirik khennn... 

ok.. i penah bace one of the signs of kiamat is "perempuan akan menguasai lelaki dengan mengunakan ubat guna2, sihir dan amalan syaitan yang lain. (wah very the desperet khnnn wanita?) so benda ne memang betul pon.. dah banyak kita saksi kann sekarang... so ceritanya macam nie. i tak paham kenapa ada perempuan sangup mensihir orang lelaki untung kepentingan peribadi. kata perempuan boleh idup tanpa lelaki, tp tetap nk sihir lelaki? motip eak?? pas uh ada yang berlaki bagai tenguk laki orang uh berduit g sihir org uh.. curless kw mak esah laki orang, lepas uh buat laki orang uh tergila-gilakan kaw, walupon muke kw ala2 tembok besar cina and perangai kw macam hanjenk! kaw tak terasa bersalah ker?? kaw tak taw ker yang laki orang uh ada anak bini yang nak kene bagi makan.. da kau uh mak esah kan dye haruslah kw dapat duit,konek dan sbg lain nyer. suka larh uh kannn... orang yang macam nie aq memang tak paham. and perempuan selalu cakap, "perempuan lebih paham perempuan" law laki kw kene sihir dengan perempuan lain memang baru padan muke kw. kyte nak salah kan lelaki uh pun tak boleh sebab dye dah kene sihir, da memang jadi orang yang tersangat larh bodoh.. so pada isteri yang suami nya tiba2 berubah jangan larh cakap laki anda uh gatal.. cube selidik dulu mungkin sebab hubby anda anda ito telah di mak esah oleh betina sundall di luar sane! so banyak2 larh berdoa yer.. jumpe larh orang yang betul, jangan lak si isteri ni g mak esah lak suami uh bagi nasi kangkang. kesian suami uh kene double sihir.. mungkin sebab uh kowt lelaki ramai gayboy. hahhahahha..

p.s; tp nk wat macam mane benda nie adalah tandan2 akhir zaman, kyte nak tentang pon benda nie akan berlaku gak. yang kyte mampu berdoa dan terus berdoa... BTW lelaki pon ada gak sihir pondan2 or wanita2 untuk idup senang begayto gak sebaliknye.... akhir kate "jauhilah Sihir, sihir ito syirik, minta larh bantuan pada Allah s.w.t"